You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you’ll be a mile away, and have his shoes.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.