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Friends are like trees: If you hit them a bunch of times with an ax, they fall over.

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Fanta sea?

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You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you’ll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.